10 Very Strange Looking Dog Toys That Wouldn't Look Amiss In An Adult Sex Shop
From where i'm looking it seems to me that there are some very unusual product designers currently employed in the dog toy industry, people who maybe missed their calling in life, people who would be a sensation in the adult sex toy market, or even worse, people who think they are designing perfectly normal chew-toys for our four-legged friends and fail to see the subliminal sexual innuendo that emanates from their latest creations. It's a mystery, and it's scary.
Either way, if you are a pet owner i guarantee that once you look at the latest dog toys below currently on the market you will never be able to back-track and classify these items in the same genre again, it was staring you in the face the whole time and you just never saw it. What has been seen can never be unseen. So prepare to witness 10 of the best toys for your dog to have fun with that might also bring you a lot of pleasure too.
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1. The Nylabone Galileo - Billed as a "toy for powerful chewers" (ouch!)
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2. The Nylabone Dura Chew - Is it me or does that look like a fist? (available in natural or bacon flavor)
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3. Kong Senior - Because a 'junior' is never really enough, is it.
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4. Kong Safestix - "They will provide hours of fun for you and your dog". I bet - For a moment there i thought it said 'safe sex'.
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5. Chase n’ Chomp Suction Cup 'Surprise' - "Stick the suction cup end on a flat surface"....and wait for that 'surprise'.
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6. Nylabone Go Active 'Odd Stick' - "Built strong to play long and floats for the ultimate outdoor fun" - Who writes this stuff?
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7. Kong Binkie - "Fun to play with and stuffable." - I really don't want to know the specifics!
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8. Crinkit Water Bottle Holder - "Designed to hold an empty 8oz water bottle"....and other things. "Super easy to clean and dishwasher safe" - Oh boy!
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9. Zogoflex Bumi Dog Toys - "An innovative “S” shape that flexes out to twice its length, a great companion for any trip to the yard, park or water". Just don't get caught.
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10. Vinyl Foot Dog Toy - Because it seems even dog's have fetish-issues too.
