This Is A Perfect Example of How Every Pool Party Should Be, If You Happen To Be A Nerd

Ok, so with last summer now a distant memory for a lot of us and the prospect of the oncoming one still a long way off it's time to take stock of your social status and take a long hard look in the mirror and admit to yourself, 'maybe i'm not the stud-muffin i thought i was?'.

Ever wondered why your vain attempts at a pool party always end up with just you, your best friend and the family dog in attendance? Well, there is a good reason for that, it's because you are a nerd, who wants to party with you?

However, don't despair, there is a magical remedy that will transform your wet nerd reality into a pool-fest nerdcore wet dream (maybe?).....just don't take it too far!

By the way, if anyone manages to pull this off please get in touch with all the staff at Smash.com and invite us over to party, we'd love to come!