'Bros Being Basic' Features Guys Who Hilariously Recreate Women's Cliched Instagram Photos
"Coffee. Brosé. Pizza. Repeat." So runs the tagline for the @brosbeingbasic Instagram account which takes aim at all those cliche-ridden shots that you find on Instagram and across the entire internet.
You know the ones ladies, the tanned hotdog legs in exotic climes, the relaxing in the tub with face mask on and glass of wine in hand. Friend pyramids, #SquadGoals, a pic of you and the gals caught jumping in mid air.
Nobody's life is really like that. But this is the social media-augmented world we live in, where we edit our lives like a picture editor does a magazine shoot.
Here to bring everything crashing back to reality, and show how ridiculous these photos can be, is the Bros Being Basic Instagram account.
Proving that when it comes down to it, guys can do basic just as good as the females.
Take it away, bros.
When you're on top of a mountain and hit 300k followers ???? #WayUpIFeelBlessed #Thankful #Humbled #HappyFeet #InstaWillMakeYouJumpJump #WhiteBrosCanJump #Kinda ? #BackArchStrong #LookBackAtIt ? #SubtleArmpitSniff ? #QuadGoals #ShadowDancing #TuxTankStrong #MotherNatureIsBae #MountainDewds #SkySoHard ☁️☁️ #CuzIGottaStayHigh #ImTheKingOfTheWorld ? #IllNeverLetGoJack ? #69JumpStreet ??? #BeamMeUpHottie #ThreesomeOnFleek #BestiesWithTestes #EverestBaesCamp #BrosBeingBasic via @jeremy_a_dc THANKS EVERYONE! ?
Snuck away to get #FirstDibs on bae's @FabFitFun fall box and it started raining. ? Good thing it came with this UHH-DORABLE umbrella! ?☔️ #HowDidTheyKnow? #ItsLikeTheyHaveESPNOrSomething ?? Get your own box with $350+ worth of amazingness for just $40 using code 'basic' at fabfitfun.com, #YoureWelcome! ?? #BaeCaughtMeBoxin? #CantStopWontStop ? #BestPresentsEver ? #FullSizeBeautyProducts #IStayFlawless?? #TribeAliveBracelet ? #NotSureIfItWillFitTho #ThatsWhatSheSaid ? #Crest3DWhiteningSystem #TeethOnFleek? #GoldFacialMask #BoutToLookRichBITCH ? #StrengthTube + #LowerBodyToningDVD #CuzMyBodysTooBootyliciousForYaBabe?? #BrogaLife #PurplePurseCharm? for #DomesticViolenceAwarenessMonth ??#AndSoMuchMore #MondayFabFitFunday #PlaiddyIssues #EmbraceTheRain ?? #FrizzyHairDontCare ?? #BrosBeingBasic ❤️ #FabFitFun (ladies, these are seriously the best boxes out there; and bros, gift this to your gal and thank us later) ?fabfitfun.com? @cdupreecomedy
All I need in life are baguettes, #brosé, and my #bestie! LA VIE EST BELLE, BETCHES! ❤️??? #FrenchAF #BonAppeTITS ??? #PimpinInParis #EiffelTowerForTwo ? #PicniqueChic #DatGrassDoe ? #jetaime4ever #WhatDoesThatMean? #IFailedFrenchClass #ButILoveMeSomeCroissants ?? #AndICanFrenchKissLikeFire??? #MarionCotillardIsBae ? #FrenchFryFlow ??? #JetSetSwag #TooBlessedToBeStressed #IDontGiveLeFuck ??? #TravelTuesbae #BonjourBetches ?? #BaeCaughtUsCarbing ? #CaloriesDontCountOnVacay ?? #BornAndBread #WineDrunk #WhiteBoyWasted ? #LiveLaughAmore #AuRevoirPeasants ✌?️#BrosBeingBasic #BrosBeingBasique via @griffitup @patchiz11
#TBT when I was a mermaid. ?? I miss those days but sometimes you just have to sell your soul to be where the people are. ?? #LifeAdvice #ArielVibes #MerMadeYaLook ? #HairFlipOnFleek #LoveMyNewLegs #ButNeverForgetYourFins ? #UnderTheSeaIsWhereIUsedToBe #BYEUrsula ✌?️ ? #SaltLife #JustLookinForASaltWife ? #KissTheGirl #LookAtMyChest #IsntItNeat? #WouldntYouThinkMyPerfectionsComplete? #TheBroWhoHas.....#Everything #MerMAN #BaeCaughtMeFlippin #DinglehopperDiva #Swimfan #ItsNotTheSizeOfYourTail #ItsTheMotionOfTheOcean #BrosBeingBasic via @kjbulut
Hooray for #FRIYAY!! ??? Ready for zero responsibility and a lotta #HorsingAround. ???? #WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNeighNeigh #TheyCallMeBigPun #RideItMyPony #MySaddlesWaiting #EquestrianAF #FarmOnFleek #FlickaFlow #MyLittleBrony #HorseplayWithBae #CuddleBuddies ?? #EveryBlondeNeedsABrunette #ManeAndTail #ReadyForTheFleekend #HorseWhisperer #SeabiscuitSwagStrong #WildHeartsCantBeBroken ??? #RideOrDie #HoldMyHandHoldMyHorseHoldMyHeart? #BrosBeingBasic via @craigolf
No #WCW, no problem ????? I can #NetflixAndChill all by myself! ?? #ILoveME #GonnaLoveMyselfNoIDontNeedAnybodyElse ? #MeTime #EarnedIt #LoveMyLife #YouCanFindMeInTheTub #IKnewYouWereBubblesWhenYouWalkedIn ?? #NetflixIsBae #RealBrosBingeWatch ? #OrangeIsTheNewBlackBetches? #GilmoreGirlsAllDayEveryday #SettingTheMood #IBeenDrankin #YankeeCandleAddict #PumpkinSpiceLife ?? #BabyYouCanLightMy? #WillYouAcceptThisBro?? #BathAndBodyTwerks #PanteneBroV #PottedPlantOnPoint #BathroomGoals #IDidntChooseTheTubLife #TheTubLifeChoseMe #BrosBeingBasic via @pmortsupreme
"No matter how many designer clothes you have or how much time you put in at the gym, your beauty shines brightest through your smile." --Marilyn Monroe #QOTD ?? Thanks to @vanityplanetstore for keeping my #TeethOnFleek. ? Their at-home whitening kits are the real deal and you can use code 'BASIC' for 75% off ALL KITS and #Smilepacks (I'm using the Whitening Pro System, usually $100, get it for $25 and #ThankMeLater). ?? #DatDiscountDoe #WhiteBrightAndTight #GrillGoals #MouthModel #IGetGreenToGrin ??? #IWokeUpLikeThis #AlwaysBeFlossin #MolarsMoreLikeBROlars #WisDEMTeethLookGood #TheseKitsAreTheTits #LEDLightUpYourLife ? #ShineBrightLikeADiamond?? #ILoveSmiling #SmilingsMyFavorite #ToothFairyFlow #AllNaturalBetches #AintNoVeneersUpInHere #BrosBeingBasic @bobbycorey -- shop at http://vpwow.com/basic (or vanityplanet.com and click on 'teeth whitening') ???
New towels: ✔️ Accessories: ✔️ Spray tans: ✔️ Besties: ✔️ Ready to start this 4-day weekend! ?????? #LaborBaeWeekend #BoatinWithMyBetches #FriendShipsAreTheBestShips ??⛵️ #PiersAndBeers ⚓️? #SuckMyDock ??? #The3BestFriendsAnyoneCouldHave #TowelsAndTiaras #TerryClothCouture #NakedUnderHere ? #NudeDudes #LegHairDontCare #SwimSwagStrong #3Chainz #NoNipZone ?? #ReadyForTheFleekend #VacayMode #TooBlessedToBeStressed #BrosBeingBasic via @stephblas @bnag9 @ddeacon89
Um, how else would we celebrate #NationalDogDay than #PoolTime and #PuppyCuddles? ???? #CanCutenessBreakTheInternet? #HumpDayHotties #TheyAintHumpinYetTho? #DoggyBaeCare #TheThreeBestFriendsThatAnyoneCouldHave #BoutThatLitterLife ??? #ChestDay #PecsAndPuppies #DeltsAndDoggies #DontShopAdopt ?? #DroolingYet? ?? #TheDogfathers #TotesAdorbs #SoFetch #DontStopRetrievin #ChasinTail #WagCrushWednesday #FurKidsOnFleek #BetterThanPussies?? #BowDownBitches #BrosBeingBasic via @cparth83 @falc15 @greenbean_41
We asked and you guys delivered! ? Nailed it, @lordrentzlewis. ?????? #Twinning? #The6thKardashianSister #FoodBaby #PizzaPregnant ???? #CheatDay ? #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisBelly #FeelinMyself #HottieWithABody #BlessedAndBloated?? #LongHairDontCare #NoNipZone ???#WeGotBunsHun #SincerestFormOfFlattery #BreakTheInternet #AssGoals #WiggityWiggityWiggityCrack #FlabulousAF ?? #CallMeBaetlyn #LoveYourselfie #BrosBeingBasic
Just another #SundayFunbae for the books! ✔️ Love hitting the #beach with my #biffles! ?????? #SummerLovin #PyramidPimps #CheerleadingSquadGoals #IThinkIFoundMyselfACheerleader ?? #ThreesomeOnFleek #LoveBeingOnTop ?? #StartedFromTheBottomNowImHere #SunsOutBunsOut #SkiesOutTrisOut #ArmDay ?????? #Baewatch #Hasselhoffin #PamelaAnderSun☀️ #FriendshipOnFleek #BurnUnit ? #PassTheSunscreen #SPF69 ??? #ItsNotTheSizeOfTheBottle #ItsTheMotionOfTheLotion ?? #SaltOnMySkin #SandInMyPanties ? #HurryUpAndTakeThePic! #SomeonesBackJustSnapped #WorthIt ?? #LaterBeaches ???? #BrosBeingBasic via @ernest1284 @kguyandgeorge @rjac24
You guys know how I roll on #TravelTuesday: If you can't make it to Hawaii.....bring Hawaii to you! ? #Alohahaha ? #RubADubDub #YouCanFindMeInTheTub ? #BottleFullOfBub ? #HulaBoy #FlowerPower #JustGotLeid ?? #BaeCaughtMeBubblin #BathingBeauty #FruitEyesOnFleek ?? #WowieMauiWine #ImOnIslandTime #BeenInHereSince5 #BoutThatPruneLife #TubSores #ChestHairPassTheNair #BathAndBodyWorks #JuniperBreeze #TreatYoself #EarnedIt ?? #RealBrosBubbleBathe #WhiteBoyWasted #BathtimeNaptime ? #BrbGoingToDrownTown ? #TubLife #BrosBeingBasic via @aloha_bigmike
Omggggg @thebasicbitchlife found our #DreamTeam! ???? #MCMOverload #HottiesWitDaBodies ? #VanityFairAF #SquadGoals #LifeGoals #SpanxGoals #FoursomeOnFleek #PrincessPaul ??#JasonSegelSexyTime #LoveSethMoreThanMeth #JonahGivesMeABonah ? #LadyBonerAlert ??? #RealDudesWearNude #SpanxGameStrong #StockingStuffers #FullLeotard #CuddleClub #TickleFights #AndMenInTights #PantyParty #MondayFunbae #TagYourSpanxSquad ? | #BrosBeingBasic ❤️ the hilarious @thebasicbitchlife
Happy #NationalHotDogDay everyone! I'm celebrating by laying out in my apartment complex courtyard with my fave food. ?? #FaveHoliday #TookOffWorkForThis #WhoNeedsABeach? #HotDogsOrLegs? #YoullNeverKnow ? #SausageFest #FranksOnFleek #CondimentCutie #RealMenMustard #KetchingUpWithTheKardashians #BunsAndPuns #SunsOutBunsOut #SkysOutThighsOut #TreesOutKneesOut #WalkingInAWeinerWonderland #BallparkPimpin #HebrewNationalVibes #KosherAF #NathanStrong #LegDay #LetsMeatUp #TripToThighland #HowIsThereNoHotdogEmoji? ????? #BrosBeingBasic
#Saturbae is for betches, boats, butts and boobies! ?⛵️??? #FreeTheNipple #TakeYourTopOff #SpinItRoundYourHeadLikeAHelicopter? #PeteyPabloFlow #Besties #Biffles #MyLoves #FriendshipOnFleek #LakeLife #BootyBootyBootyRockinEverywhere #SunsOutBunsOut #SkysOutThighsOut #HappyKitties ????? #BlessedToBeBootylicious #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisBelly #ManBunBeauties #BeachHairDontCare ?? #BoatsAndHoes #MoreLikeBoatsAndBros ? #SeamenStrong ? #BikiniBods #BrosBeingBasic via @scott_butt
When you have to sneak a peek at the wedding venue before the ceremony starts hehehe ????? #LittleDevils #BaeCaughtUsBushin #FullBushIsBack ??? #Bushwacked #BrosInTheBushes #HarrietTheSpy #SneakAttack #NatureBoys #SlickRickFlair #YouCanFindMeInTheShrub #BottleFullOfBub #GroomsmenGameStrong #TuxedosAndTuxedonts #HappyKitties ????? #BifflePic #TreesOnFleek #WeBeenDrankin #WhiteBoyWasted #WhiteWeddingWasted ????? #ItBetterBeAnOpenBar #WereJustHereForTheCake ? #AndTheCupidShuffle ??? #HopeWeCanDanceInTheseHeels ??? #WeddingSeason #27Dresses #AlwaysAGroomsman #BrosBeingBasic via @travismmay @pwillkelley @leeburnette @bunnalex #letstoochthis