Dad Shows Off Some Epic Moves Dancing Along To Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It'

If you were in any way related to this man, even if he lived a few blocks down from you, then you'd be dying from cringing while witnessing this. For the rest of us, we can sit back and appreciate his smooth moves.

He's so wrapped up in his own boss-like dancing that he nearly misses the opportunity to dance with a lady when she comes his way.

Just note the way he doesn't give one single f*ck as he throws down his moves. Note the incredibly high-waisted pants—still no f*cks given.

He's a hero to us all. And he's definitely been studying the dad dancing bible that is the The Evolution of Dad Dancing, which Jimmy Fallon and Gov. Chris Christie dropped on the world back in June 2014.