Instant Fame - Guy Wearing A Dinosaur Onesie Photoshops Himself Into Photos Of Celebrities
In an ideal world many of us would probably not want to actually be famous, but would love to hang out with famous people. Sipping cocktails with Beyonce and Jay-Z, smoking blunts with Snoop, or, you know, breakfasting on chia pudding with Gwyneth Paltrow. You know, doing the stuff famous people do.
Sadly that's never really going to happen, not unless you get rich and start worming your way in. However, even if that did happen you'd still not attain the status of 'fanme'. But, there are alternatives. Like deluding yourself you're hanging with the rich and famous by photoshopping yourself into images of them.
Or if you're feeling particularly mischievous you can photoshop yourself in wearing a dinosaur onesie. That's exactly what Lorenz Valentino has been doing on his very amusing Instagram account.
There he is blowing out birthday candles with the Kardashians or standing behind J-Lo as she writes on a mirror in lipstick, or about to slap James Corden's bare butt.
The reason they work so well is that Valentino has some expert level photoshop skills, so it really does look like he's there, in the moment, in his dino onesie.
If this doesn't actually get him some real celeb hangouts then, well, there is no justice in the world.
Take a look at some of Valentino's photos below. And head to his Instagram for more.
So I was walking through Charleston the other day to have lunch with my producer when this guy came up to me asking if I wanna go to some standup comedy thing with @realdonaldtrump...so here I am. He wasn't really funny tho #comedyclub #standup #donaldtrump #potatowithbuttholelips #dinolicious #craokingdemon
Can you believe @Cristiano has ducks in his pool? He was a little bored I thought it was soo coooolll #cristiano #ronaldo #football #ducks #duckling #insidepool #dinolicious
So @badgalriri invited me over to her place. She has a green roof top. Can you imagine? The view is blocked atm. Oh, riri. We should hang out more often <3 #rhianna #chillin #smoking #tb #relax #leanback #dinolicious #StopTalkingRiriAndEnjoy
Went for a walk with #ryangosling and we happened to catch some Pokemon. What a cool cat!! Have you caught yours? #dinolicious #pokemongo #coolestcatever #dinogosl #pokemongoals
So @kimkardashian , @kourtneykardash , @khloekardashian and some more of my closest friends came together last night to celebrate my 25k followers. Thanks guys. #follow #mywineisvegan #cakewithcandles #dinolicious
Appeared several times #twoandahalfmen . Here casually playing some Xbox with my mate @aplusk. Great night until #joncryer arrived. #videogames #happyness #winning #lovelife
@zuck I'm so pissed. I mean as the Co-founder I'm so happy we've reached this milestone. But why do you pretend I wasn't there. Please get this straight and upload the Original, OK! Share to let @zuck know he can't do that:( #fb #instacool #instareal #instapic #bff #zuckshowthetruth #frame #instafamebutdeleted #dinolicious
@kyliejenner We belong together #the2ofus #urdogmycamel #sexy #model #toohot #justchillin #kyliejenner #career #calvinklein #dinolicious
#GQ shoot with @j_corden Always a good laugh!!! #latelateshow #naughty #naked #slaps #butt #bromance #model #dinolife #slapthatass #jkcorden #dinolicious
Ohh isn't that the sweetest thing ever?? Love you @jlo #bff #jlo #beauty #friends #lipstick #goodtimes #lipstickonmirror #dinoisallihave #whosgonnacleanthatup #dinolicious
@khloekardashian and I had been working out for 11hours. I was so pumped!! We both have the heart of a lion. She didn't wanna show hers, though.. #workout #sixpack #klohekardashian #kardashians #pumped #dontstaystill #chickenbreast #dinolicious
@starwars loved the action and special effects. Brought my plunger for safety reasons #starwars #stormtrooper #action #specialeffects #moviestar #movie #scaredaf #dinolife #actor #letsneverdothatagain #dinolicious
Ain't no #dino in #compton you think? Good times with @icecube @drdre @mcrennwa @djyellaofnwa @lileazy_e #bananajoe #straightouttacompton #hiphop #music #icecube #drdre #mcrennwa #djyella #eazye #underground #westcoast #nwa #westcoasthiphop #1988 #ruthlessrecords #platinum #dinolifegstyle #dinolicious
OK listen @taylorswift , we've got a situation here. You want me to call @calvinharris ?? #taylorswift #calvinharris #countryplumbing #help #advise #country #popstarinneed #situationgoingon #dinolicious
No worries @gigihadid , I got this. It's just a bit dusty... #gigihadid #model #modeling #springcleaning #dusty #notop #vacuum #henry #victoriassecret #natural #igotthis #openup #dinolicious
Yo #kaynewest you better hide your wife @kimkardashian we're planning a new movie. Not much acting involved tho. She tastes like bacon btw #kimkardashian #work #notsoglamorous #rayj #adultmovie #moviestar #dinolife #dinolicious
@davidbeckham came into my tattoo studio the other day. He asked me for a #dinolicous tattoo on his back. Guess what he got? Share in comments! #beckham #tattoo #inked #bff #123overbodyfree #dinostyletattoo
Hide and seek with @taylorswift and @selenagomez Wish Selena stayed in the bush... #hideandseek #hiding #selenagomez #taylorswift #bush #boo #girls #forest #fun #dinolicious
Oh @Beyonce you told me to look to the left, to the left. Now you're the one looking right. Wft is wrong with you #beyonce #sticktoyourlyrics #bumstickingout #dinolicious #lookingup #naughtydino #model