Hilarious Lickster Cunnilingus Training App Ensures You Have What It Takes To Pleasure Your Woman

There are apps for pretty much everything these days, you can monitor your health, chat with friends, and now you can even get in some training when it comes to oral sex, with the Lickster cunnilingus training app!

Lickster is a revolutionary new new app from, well, from no one really. Because it's actually a very funny, very NSFW spoof from comedy channel The Kloons which leaves you wanting the app to be a real thing.

It's also shockingly believable with the app featuring a dynamic interface, turning the act of going down on a woman into a game. Picture something like Candy Crush in your mind, but using your tongue instead of fingers.

Meaning you get points for combo moves. The combos also have amusing names like "Paint the Canoe," "Criss-cross Applesauce," and "Bottom-of-the-yoghurt" cup. The whole concept does mean you have to do the frankly weird act of licking your screen in public (there's a lot of germs on that screen too) and features an aural feedback mode, which it shows a guy using on the subway. It's a surefire way to clear a carriage, so would be good for getting a seat, but probably not for use in the office communal breakout area.

The app even has it's own social media integration function so "friends, family, and co-workers will always know who's top when going down." After all, we all want to know how high we scored and rank against them.

It's hilariously done by The Kloons, but what's even more hilarious is that someone will probably end up making this into a real app (PLEASE make that happen 'someone.' Please). However, it probably wouldn't get past Apple's Appstore rules though, but that shouldn't stop someone from trying.