Larry King Goes On Epic Late-Night Twitter Binge, Tweeting Out Thoughts On Turpentine & Miniskirts

Say you're Larry King, you're sat at home on a Sunday night slightly bored and you have no place to be or nothing to do. What are your options? You've already called Conan, he's out having dinner with the fam.

Your only other option must be to take to twitter and spend a whole hour tweeting seemingly random stuff just for the hell of it. And that's exactly what he did, sending out around 47 tweets that take us deep inside the mind of this award-winning TV host.

Along the way we learn such incredible facts as what his superpower would be, the type of vehicles he's never driven, and his favorite type of Chinese food.

Take it away, Larry.

I like the smell of turpentine.

I've never really had a backache.

Does anybody still wear a pocket watch?

Sue me, but I don't like buttered popcorn.

I love black licorice.

Can you hum rap music?

My wife's least favorite food are leeks, and I don't know what leeks are.

I've been having a hard time finding Nestlé's Crunch bars lately.

Honey Nut Cheerios is the only Cheerios flavor for me.

The fear of a colonoscopy is unwarranted.

Bring back the miniskirt!

Kiev is a hell of a town.

How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?

If I had one superpower, I'd like to be invisible.

My favorite Chinese dish is Cashew Chicken.

I've never driven a tractor.

And as Ron Burgundy would say, stay classy San Diego!

Then, just to clear things up in case people thought he was losing his mind, he posted this to his Instagram.

Just for the record...

Larry King Goes On Epic Late-Night Twitter Binge, Tweeting Out Thoughts On Turpentine & Miniskirts

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