Rapper Lil Dicky Will Do Anything To Get Laid, Even Wear A Cardigan

Poor Lil Dicky, the comedy rapper is desperate to have some horizontal fun with his girl, but it's just not happening. And he documents this unsuccessful quest in his new track and music video "Lemme Freak."

He'll do anything to get some, from wearing a cardigan to stopping smoking weed or farting or tweeting ANYTHING—just let him freak. But no, he's not getting laid. Nah-ah. He's persistent though, pleading all the way to the retirement home.

I mean, look, he'll even hump an IV stand he's so damn needy.

Yet still, he no get no freak—but he does get something.