This Student On His Lunch Break Is The Coolest Guy In South Africa

You might as well give up trying to be cool, because no matter what you do you're never going to be as icebox as this guy, taking some chill time from class while on his lunch break.

After a reporter from eNews Channel Africa asks him why he isn't in school, he proceeds to explain to her exactly why, along the way also detailing why he's carrying a whip. And his explanation for everything she asks is downright hilarious.

There's some choice quotes, lines like "I'm here to do something real with my life, like the money and things like that."—but you'll no doubt find your own favorites. And something tells me his lunchbreak might go on for quite a long time, like all day or maybe even all week.