Survival Games - How Long Can You Last Talking To Your Girlfriend In This Hilarious Adventure Video?

Talking to your partner, no matter what their gender, can sometimes be problematic, even impossible. It's like playing one of those survival games. Maybe they're in a bad mood for some reason or they're being grumpy because they haven't had their meds. Whatever. All you know is that your chances of survival are slim.

Unfortunately that's one of the risks you take for leaving them at home all day while you go out to work. Alone with their most dangerous weapon, their mind. Chances are they're not as volatile as this guy's girlfriend though in what is one of the most hilarious survival games in this Choose Your Own Adventure YouTube video from Spelled Milk below. Be warned though, it might take you the rest of your life to finish the first level.

The video starts out innocently enough, with a guy cheerily skipping home to give some flowers to his beloved.

'Nothing wrong with that' i hear you guys thinking, but unfortunately that's where it all starts. You fools.

Then, when he gets there you're given the choice of asking her "How was your day?" or "What are you reading?" Let's say you chose the former, you're then greeted with a "How the f*ck do you think it was?" Huh?

Even if you then give her the flowers she's suspicious of why you gave them to her.

And it just descends into her getting increasingly unhappy with your actions until it inevitable ends in your violent death by machine gun. Or you get dumped. Just like in real life.

So good luck playing this all too familiar adventure.

And always remember, in survival games the odds are pretty much always never in your favor.

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But while it seems that every option results in your girlfriend going psycho and you dying or looking at the rest of your life as a single man, there is a way to win it (scroll down see below if you really are that sad).

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Ok, here's how you beat impossible survival games like this, make everything right. and stay in a relationship: Pick 'How was your day?' then 'Change the subject' then pick 'Don’t say anything', then DON'T click 'Remain silent again' until around the 1:20 mark you will see the screen flash red. Then click on 'A salad?' and hey presto, you get a kiss and a happy ending. And a salad, which is the only negative.

And that's it, now you can come home with confidence, safe in the knowledge that you relationship is intact.

For now.

Because tomorrow is another day buddy. And there will always be more girlfriend survival games to contend with.