This Rapping Cattle Auctioneer Is Your New Favorite Rapper

Break it down Mr. Cattle Auctioneer man! Forget about Eminem and deifnitely forget about Dre, there’s a new rap god in town and he wears a cowboy hat.

The man’s (unknowing) ascension from mere auctioneer to the dizzy heights of rap deity has been facilitated by adding some totes sick backing beats to his impressively fast patter.

And the man in question is Rhett Parks, manager and auctioneer at Whitewood Livestock, Alberta, Canada.

If he ever gives up the cattle game, a career must surely await him in the world of hip-hop.